Guidian - 14Alligators

Introduction
14Alligators (also known as Shizzledoink, see Identity crisis) is one of the oldest Guidians, and the General of the Guidian Government. He was originally a blacksmith on the Island Of Compton before the Granite-pocalypse. His profession of crafting came in handy in helping The Guys as well as led to the creation of The Workshops.

14Alligators is also known for having a dark past in running a Slum-Town known as Meridian Moon. The town was a capitalistic milking machine that took advantage of all of it's residences by taxing them extremely harshly. He does not speak much of Meridian Moon, other than the fact that it was his favorite time of his life. 14Alligators abandoned Meridian Moon and moved to Compton Island after a 13 year Hiatus.

14Alligators also owned a Journal where he recorded the events in Old Guido. (See 14Alligators's Journal)

After losing his computer in a bout of fatalistic hubris and pursuing a graphical-based installation, 14Alligators became an Arch Linux user in the early days of the Linux Revolution.

The Gremlin-Mutation.
Durring the eruption of Mount Colonoscopy, a strange Bio-toxin was released into the atmosphere. 14Alligators unfortunately inhaled some of the bio-toxin while closing the bunker doors. After several days, 14Alligators started to have strange green rashes on his skin. After 2 weeks, his skin began to peel, revealing a hideous Gremlin creature. He soon after lost his ability to speak, only able to conjugate incomprehensible duck noises.

Degremlination
Guidian doctors rushed to help 14Alligators once they heard news of his strange condition. After a 2 day long genetic modification, 14Alligators gremlin scales began to peel, revealing human skin. Unfortunately, the only DNA that was able to splice with 14Alligators was of a funi anime girl. Permanently changing his appearance to a young female.

A artists rendition of 14Alligators before the Gremlin-Mutation:

Recent Life
Following the fact that Supreme leader gemmacroon has fallen ill, many of his responsibilities have been passed down to 14Alligators. 14Alligators, along with the consult of the council is responsible for the Imperatorial Rice Farm, as well as recent positive relations with Imperium Terrae. Although many citizens see him as a friendlier leader in the council, he is secretly responsible for hundreds of recent lynchings and ethnic cleansings in Guido and surrounding areas.

His return to blacksmithing.
In his free time, 14Alligators has crafted a stunning set of armor to represent Guido in war and trade equally. He often is seen wearing the armor around District 1 and 2, and along the Potato Road. His armor is also used for various sets of New Guidian propaganda, as it is well representative of power and class.

His identity crisis
In a hellish nightmare, 14Alligators dreamt about what happened to Alligator 1-13, whom were ███████ in the war of ██████. Since that day, he was ashamed of his name, and elected to go by Shizzledoink for the rest of his life.