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Overview
Snaxolotl is the supreme leader of the Non-Democratic Republic of the Kongo (also known as the Kongo Empire, Kongoland, and Kum & Go) and is a close ally of the Guidan Empire. His species is unknown, as no one has seen him without his Kongolese Dragon Mask on, although he is officially classified as "furry," (or "scalie" in some circumstances)

Early Life
It is said that Emperor Snaxolotl was born in the heart of a dying star in a galaxy in close proximity to the Milky Way over ten thousand years ago. He was the result of many complex elements forming an anthropomorphic being. Over time he traveled to different galaxies in search of complex life forms, spreading his cum over the crust of each planet, allowing his being to reach across the universe. It is said that Compton herself helped in his divine creation, the only knowledge given to him was his name.

Rise to Power
After several thousand years of traveling, Snaxolotl arrived on Earth (Terra as its known to the Guidans) on a continent south of Impero de Guido known as Africa. The continent was mostly unexplored due to the large desert that separated Guido and African civilizations. He arrived in a small kingdom on the Kongo river, to which the locals welcomed him. He began work in the local army as a weaponsmith. He invented the M.T 2000, a cobblestone TNT cannon powered by water. It was revolutionary in design due to it being indestructible by the TNT it was firing, so it could be used infinitely. Snaxolotl was eventually drafted into the Kongolese military, where he worked his way up to Major General under King Banditi II. However, when Banditi's daughter was killed on a trip to South Africa, he began to go mad. This caused Snaxolotl and the other Kongolese generals to stage a coup. After several hundred days of sieging the Kongolese Castle, King Banditi was finally killed by a metal dildo, which hit him in the throat and fractured his windpipe. Snaxolotl then became the new ruler of Kongo, and declared it to be an absolute monarchy, with himself as its emperor.